August 31, 2007
Link-O-Rama
Not only is it an interesting twist on typical fantasy leagues, it's easy to sign up for, the whole thing is free, and you can win $100,000. Rotoworld even has a weekly strategy column designed specifically to help you win the money. Plus, with $100,000 on the line I'm officially giving everyone permission to use the "sorry honey, I'm working" excuse when a wife, girlfriend, mother, or daughter (or all four, I suppose) tries to guilt you into not spending so much time on your fantasy teams.
For example if Aaron Gleeman would write something with the headline "The League is Figuring Him Out" I know he would have concrete stats detailing things like BA during second time facing player, 3rd time, 6th time, 100th time. I know he would then go out and do some crazy statistic adding up the entire leagues 2nd, 3rd, 4th at bats against me and lay it out and I would read it and go man, this guy is right.
It's interesting to see that sentiment coming from an actual big-league player, because similar feelings were behind my starting this blog back in 2002. Along with simply wanting to write for an audience, I was frustrated by the level of Twins coverage available from mainstream outlets. Too often I found myself wondering where the evidence was for a statement someone made or questioning an opinion that seemed illogical. It's great to know that Neshek thinks I've provided a valuable alternative.
On top of Nick Punto being the worst hitter in all of baseball, you've got to think that few players in the sport's history have failed on more bunt attempts during a single season. In most cases a hitter would seemingly either begin to actually lay the bunts down successfully or cease being asked to do so on a regular basis, but somehow neither scenario has played out with Punto.
Some loudmouthed fans gave members of the Twins bullpen a hard time early in the series. Twins players responded by dousing the fans with water.
Neshek and his fellow relievers apparently took great offense to repeated taunts of "you guys probably hit only marginally better than Punto," which was obviously uncalled for.
I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn't love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now! He promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball ... I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.
Ross apparently wasn't very good at math back then.
The man is truly a legend.
I am more interested in "wins created" than runs created. And the day I consider VORP is the day I get out of the business. The idea of the MVP is to honor the player who has had the biggest positive impact on the pennant races.
A popular sentiment among veteran sportswriters when something like VORP gets brought up is to say, "I have no idea what that is, but I'd never pay attention to it." That stance has always fascinated me, because it's essentially bragging about being ignorant and trying to impress people by your lack of an open mind. Heyman isn't quite at that level with the above comments, but it still reveals plenty about his personality and analytical ability. It also makes me (and Neshek!) less likely to value his opinion.
This kid's going to be a real prized pitcher in the big leagues. It appears at this point that we asked a little much. It's a tough task for a kid one year out of college. But he's got so much ability. He's going to be a prize.
If Gardenhire ever made a comment like that about a player under the age of 30 it's likely that it wouldn't end up quoted in a newspaper anyway, because all the reporters on hand surely would have fainted.
The new game is free to play and involves plenty of interesting strategy that you won't find in a typical head-to-head fantasy football league. Basically, you stack your lineup with whoever you want each week, with the caveat that you can only use a player once during the regular season. In other words, you can start LaDainian Tomlinson, Peyton Manning, and Chad Johnson in Week 1, but then they're all off limits for the rest of the year.
Once you're done here, check out my latest "Daily Dose" column over at Rotoworld.


