According to the New York Post, there's some trouble brewing in Yankee land as Alex Rodriguez's actress girlfriend (Kate Hudson) isn't getting along withDerek Jeter's actress girlfriend (Minka Kelly). Penny Lane versus Lyla Garrity! My brain just exploded.
Adrian Beltreis the unfortunate example of why "cup check!" isn't just an excuse for little leaguers to smack each other in the nuts before every game.
Family Guy creator/genius Seth MacFarlane, on the all-around awesomeness of reigning Official Fantasy Girl of AG.com fourth runner-up Mila Kunis: "She's a Star Trek nerd, which you don't often see in somebody that hot."
Speaking of Kunis, it was probably her hotness moreso than her nerdiness that allowed her to top Premiere magazine's picture-filled list of "The 40 Most Beautiful Hollywood Women (Right Now)." Along with Kunis, my favorites are Nos. 11, 14, 15, 22, 29, 32, 36, and 38. I'll take one of each, please. To go.
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Good news: Vin Scully has backtracked from talk of retiring after next season.
I'm a fan of Viggo Mortensen and Ed Harris, plus a sucker for Western movies, but the easiest way to ruin an otherwise decent film is to have the "attractive young widow who comes to town and shakes everything up" part played by Renee Zellweger. That's my entire review of Appaloosa, which I knew zero about beforehand and soured on the moment she stepped off the train. Some digging on the horrible casting revealed that Diane Lane was initially hired for the role. Which, you know, makes sense.
At the opposite end of the female actress spectrum, Maura Tierneyhas been absolutely amazing in her guest role on Rescue Me. Tierney is a longtime Official Fantasy Girl of AG.com contender from her days on NewsRadio and ER, and she's still getting the job done at the age of 44.
Finally, in honor of Nelson's unforgettable foray into rap this week's AG.com-approved music video is Mark Ronsonlaying down beats for Nate Dogg and Ghostface Killah on "Ooh Wee":
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