November 8, 2013
• Mase is releasing a new album for the first time in nearly a decade, which means I might have to update my Twitter profile. This is a big deal for me, guys.
• I've been thinking about moving away from the suburbs and getting a new place in uptown or maybe downtown, but something tells me I wouldn't fit in at this apartment bro-plex (although obviously $2,800 per month for the penthouse is a steal).
• There's a "Ladies Night Out" promotion for Timberwolves games in which $18 gets you a game ticket, a glass of wine, and Season 1 of "Girls" on DVD. Seriously.
• Texans coach Gary Kubiak suffering a stroke on the field Sunday night got me thinking about the worst day of my life, which I wrote about in 2003 for a non-fiction literature class in college.
• I'm saving myself for divorce, personally.
• Sarah Silverman and Todd Glass goofing around with Doug Benson on "Getting Doug With High" is one of my favorite things ever.
• Zach Galifianakis got real skinny all of a sudden. Must be on that baseball blogger diet.
• Usain Bolt revealed that he ate exclusively McDonald's while in Beijing for the Olympics and consumed approximately 1,000 chicken nuggets in 10 days. He won three gold medals.
• On this week's "Gleeman and The Geek" episode I told an incredibly embarrassing story about my weekend and then the show had the worst ending in the history of podcasts.
• I'm sure Ricky Rubio is perfectly capable of singing some fantastic Bill Withers covers, but until then Victor Oladipo is my new favorite basketball player:
Having talent must be really fun.
• Mike Napoli celebrated the Red Sox's title in style, and that style was shirtless and drunk.
• Not ashamed to admit that I read this entire history of the Trapper Keeper.
• As far as mash-ups go, Lorde and The Spin Doctors are a surprisingly enjoyable combination.
• I'm not delusional enough to think the Twins might actually sign any of these guys, but I wrote about them anyway.
• Old friend Matthew LeCroy was named the Nationals' new bullpen coach at age 37.
• Ben Revere's honeymoon in Philadelphia was a short one.
• Jon Marthaler filed his final post for Twinkie Town, which kindly put together a comprehensive best-of collection that highlights just how much fun he's been to read over there since 2007. You can still listen to Marthaler every week in his role as ringmaster on "The Sportive" podcast.
• Speaking of Twinkie Town, they're looking to add some new writers to the staff.
• I'm sad about Rusty Quarters closing because it was a great place to re-live childhoods, but I'm especially worried what it will do to the psyche of Minnesota's favorite manchild, Dana Wessel.
• Blockbuster is closing 300 stores, putting an end to what was basically the center of my universe in Highland Park for a few years in the mid-90s. I want to rent "Kids" on VHS one last time.
• At long last, a useful PR e-mail pitch: "I look forward to us starting a long and exciting wine journey together."
• My future wife is so good that she can even make me like Elvis Presley:
Possum Plows is dominating Link-O-Rama like few others in AG.com history.
• Tuesday afternoon First Avenue announced that Dave Chappelle is coming to town to do two shows Monday night and I felt so proud of myself for snagging tickets before they both sold out within an hour. I felt slightly less proud when First Avenue later added two shows Tuesday, two shows Wednesday, and two shows Thursday because of the tremendous demand. Either way, it should be great. Shows that start at 10:30 on Monday nights are where insomniacs shine.
• Speaking of stand-up comedy, in the first step toward my goal of creating a comedy club club I'm taking a big group of people to see Tom Segura tape his new television special Saturday at the Cowles Center. If that goes well, we might have some traction on the club idea.
• This is just a really cool thing to be known for.
• Obviously this kid read my interview about Twitter dating last week and took my advice to heart.
• My texting experience is very similar to Aziz Ansari's texting experience, sadly.
• On a related note, Ansari's new stand-up special "Buried Alive" was just released on Netlix and I liked it a lot after previously being ambivalent about him. Much more personal, interesting stuff.
• Jen Kirkman's quarterly appearance on "The Crab Feast" with Jay Larson and Ryan Sickler is always a must-listen.
• I've long said that Chelsea Peretti is the best and here's compelling evidence to back that up.
• I just discovered the "Hip Hop BBQ" station on Pandora and it has changed my entire life.
• Some of this week's weird and random search engine queries that brought people here:
- "Aaron Gleeman recipe"
- "Aaron Gleeman over-sharing"
- "Aaron Gleeman plaid shirts"
- "Aaron Gleeman dead"
- "How to prepare yourself to starve"
- "Is 36 pounds bad if you're a 2-year-old?"
- "Bed snacks for 11-year-olds"
- "Gang dressed in orange"
- "Great player cut by Twins"
• Finally, in honor of my recent interest in changing zip codes this week's AG.com-approved music video is Susan Tedeschi doing a live cover version of "Gonna Move" by Paul Pena:
Interested in sponsoring a week of AG.com and advertising your product, service, local business, or website directly to thousands of readers each day? Click here for details.